About us

Hi, I’m Georgia!

 I’m a one-woman business turning forgotten vintage china into loud, unapologetic pieces that would absolutely make your Nan say 'what the fuck?!'. Every plate, cup, saucer and beyond is rescued second-hand and upcycled by me, by hand, because it genuinely breaks my heart how much beautiful china ends up in landfill. I give these pieces a second life — just with more attitude and significantly more swearing. I’m neurodivergent, chronically doing too much, and I run this entire business solo — from hunting down vintage finds, to designing, making, packing and posting your orders. I use recycled packaging wherever possible and recycle my waste because being chaotic doesn’t mean being careless. I also offer custom pieces made to order (yes, you can request that phrase as long as its not homophobic or racist, cuz fuck that shit), with a current turnaround time of around 3 weeks. Basically: ✨ Old china ✨ New personality ✨ Sustainably rescued ✨ Slightly unhinged Thanks for being here and keeping weird, wonderful crockery alive 💀🖤